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tozhma Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I think Jezebel and others suffer because they are caught in the 24 hour content production trap. Because they have to constantly produce new content, and also contend with the need for a publication of their size to produce a certain amount of click bait they run the risk of becoming redundant, or whiny. Contrary to what you'll hear online, there *is* such a thing as good feminism, but you won't always find it on their front page. Honestly though, if you think this is bad you should try reading Bitch Magazine sometime.
goodygoody-shadow Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I like the term you used, "24 hour content production trap", because that perfectly describes the problem here. Like you said, Jezebel is (sadly) not the only magazine that suffers from such weak points and awful articles...
InVRed Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013

Hahaha, You managed to capture


the festering putrescence of that morass of hypocriscy and bigotry


that is Jezebel



Well done  

Nerudan18 Featured By Owner May 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I never go to Jezebel. It feels too much like I'm crawling through Hell. Really, why should anyone trust a website named after a woman who advocated human sacrifice?
WalpurgisAk Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013
Jezebel? When did the name Jezebel become synonymous with "harpy"?
AlexandraDal Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Student General Artist
It's a feminist pop culture site,
WalpurgisAk Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013
Oh. ok.

...Still doesn't make any sense, because Jezebel was pretty much the perfect submissive wife to Ahab.
AlexandraDal Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Student General Artist
Noun 1. Jezebel - wife of Ahab who was king of Israel; according to the Old Testament she was a cruel immoral queen who fostered the worship of Baal and tried to kill Elijah and other prophets of Israel (9th century BC)
2. jezebel - a shameless impudent scheming woman
WalpurgisAk Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
Yeah, that Jezebel. If you read the actual story, everything she did, she did for Ahab. She's like the anti-feminist.
fujoshianimechick Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You are my hero, and have included why I absolutely loathe Jezebel right here.

Seriously, I've seen one post where someone called abstinent women "Christian fundamentalists."

As an asexual, I spend most of my time on that site totally PO'ed.

They're all white, cis feminists who don't care about women of color too. :facepalm:
PieWriter Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I have no idea why it is bad to have a pizza oven in your backyard, unless I'm an idiot and missing a reference XD
ToruKun1 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
It's sort of a strawman/reductionist reference to the fact that Gwenyth Paltrow is a rich idiot with no concept of how the real world works, she publishes a weekly e-newsletter called GOOP which chronicles all sorts of lovely things you can do and buy...if you're obscenely rich. I think we should kill her because she has a personal fishmonger, LMAO
PieWriter Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol thanks for informing me. XD
tiffanyturrill Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012  Professional General Artist
LexiKimble Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
you are my hero.
unofficialdear Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012
XD awesome!
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